Ché

"25 Things You Don't Know", A Conversation with Myself

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:35:00 -0400

Facebook changed their organization again, and it reviewing the cleanup I found this note I wrote...

Bad Luck Belmar

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 17:46:00 -0500

Since returning home after our measly Category 1, I’ve had the pleasure of adhering to a 6PM...

My Message to the Kids

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:10:00 -0400

I’m house sitting for a week as my parents ride a Harley half way across the country to attend the...

Jeff Who Lives at Home SPOILER... or why I'm suddenly sexist/a pre-lesbian

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:26:00 -0400

Jeff Who Lives at Home is a good movie, but this isn’t a review. What I am going to do is annoy you...

Shipped Today

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 11:27:00 -0400

Do you want to ride on my case holder?

The whiteboard at work has the name of every salesman who sold a subscription that month. John J....

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:11:18 -0400

The whiteboard at work has the name of every salesman who sold a subscription that month. John J....

120 Hours

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 11:22:22 -0400

of vacation time left for the year. What to do…

Passion

Wed, 30 May 2012 11:25:00 -0400

It’s a fire, originating in your heart. It patterns red on your neck and moves through your face,...

Morning Music

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:59:16 -0400

This segment from The Alternate Side drove me in to work today. Usually I don’t know a lot of...

Ché's Guide to Office Life: Telecommuting!

Tue, 22 May 2012 18:09:00 -0400

Congratulations. You got a job and then you did it. To reward you , your boss has decided to forego...

The four kitchen chairs, dining table, mini fridge, broken...

Wed, 09 May 2012 13:07:00 -0400

The four kitchen chairs, dining table, mini fridge, broken hammock and toilet we gathered and hoarded over the winter on our back porch are about to be exchanged for torches, fire pits and an herb garden as we literally cleanse the house of the chilly time blues.

(If you don’t believe in Seasonal Affective Disorder, explain how the winter left us one car engine in the front yard away from turning into the Clampetts)

How the Beastie Boys Changed My Life

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:51:00 -0400

When I was young everyone I hung out with listened to rap. I was born in Long Branch and my friends...

This American Life Live

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:06:32 -0400

Who’s coming with me?

Work Space Hack: My Standing Desk

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:47:00 -0400

This is a picture of my cubicle. It’s not pretty, but it also won’t kill me. Plenty of...

Did I show you guys this yet?

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:42:17 -0400

Lack of Down Syndrome

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:58:39 -0400

When you put a down mattress topper on your bed, you think about how comfortable and upscale...

The Kardashian Effect

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:34:00 -0400

On Saturday I went to a Nets game with Mark. We had floor seats*. Mark was sitting next to a rapper...

Can I date a baby?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 15:35:00 -0400

Wondering if you’re allowed to finally date younger men without becoming the dark stain on...

The roughest of rough days!

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:15:41 -0400

The roughest of rough days!

Why You Should Blog

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:32:00 -0400

I read gossip columns. I can’t help it. I’d like to say I read the rags because of my...